Okay. We all know that sex can get a bit dull and boring (or you get lazy), no matter how much you and your guy are into each other. This is why, sometimes, you just have to get your freak on! So, here are 5 super freaky things to do to your man in bed. Not just regular freaky, but super (borderline “sick”) freaky!
You know me. Normally, I’m perfectly fine with off the charts, mind blowing regular sex. But the following super freaky things you do to your guy will keep him wanting you for the rest of your life – if that’s what you want!
I’m not saying that I would want all of the following things done to me, but who knows, maybe after a couple shots of Jack Daniel’s!
But seriously, here are some very freaky things that you can do to your man that will drive him WILD!
Super Freaky Thing #1: The public sex capade
You asked for it! And you got it. One freaky thing to do to is to have sex with him in public. (Or get wet at a pool party). Not necessarily in front of other people, but just the thrill of maybe being caught can be fun. Just make sure it’s not on a beach so you don’t get sent to prison (sex in public places is illegal in some states I think).
So anyway, that’s the thrill of it too.., knowing that it’s illegal. Try this at night first! Wear your favorite skirt with no panties so that you can start and stop quickly. This is especially great if you’re on vacation and there’s a long, sandy beach so you can hide between some trees.
Where are the best places to do it? You can try a parking lot (if there are no cameras… kneel down for a perfect parking lot blowjob), or a club (doggy style against the wall of the toilet).
You could also try a beach, or a nude beach if there is one near you. You do have to be careful about police! But that is part of the fun, right? It’s the excitement of getting caught that is a rush. I have been caught before, but the police are usually cool and will let you go.
If it’s at night, one hot thing would be to drive to a deserted or not so deserted parking lot. One of my hot girlfriends had me drive to a regular grocery store parking lot. We parked away from the other cars, but this one truck next to us had someone in it. The windows were tinted. As we sat in the car, my girlfriend pulled out my cock and started to suck me right then and there! Not knowing if we were getting watched or not was really hot. It got me really hard but it also sort of freaked me out because I couldn’t see who was watching. My girlfriend didn’t care who was watching! I guess she was just too hungry to give a damn. Now that’s freaky. But I wouldn’t go with it if her deep-throat skills weren’t THAT crazy-good.
Later we drove to another deserted parking lot, and this is where she really turned up the kink factor! We parked farther away from any cars this time. She made me get out of the car (okay, I wanted to!) and then she hiked up her skirt all the way and had me start fucking her right then and there! We could see people far away, but it was probably too dark for them to see much. Regardless, it was very hot. The good thing about these freaky experiences is that they stay, maybe even forever. You don’t forget these emotions just like that.
Super Freaky Thing #2: Use a crop
You don’t have to get all 50 shades of Chicken Shit on your guy, but a crop can be a fun way to add another dimension to your bedroom antics. Usually, I prefer to use one on my girl! But if you find yourself in a rather dominating mood, use a crop! Just the sound of it can entice both of you to the darker side of sex!
Whatever you do, make it fun. You can use it to smack him on the butt, or tickle him all over with the tip. It’s up to you! Be careful not to hit too hard, and try not to hit him with the tip – that can hurt! If you’re at it already, you can also get into a Catewoman kind of role, put on a mask on your face so he can only see your eyes and then some latex or leather pants that he can later rip off.
In general, I don’t recommend this, since it’s much more important that you are the submissive one. That’s what most guys want. But there are guys that enjoy being dominated and bossed around more than being the boss. Figure out what’s your guy more into and go with this if you see it’s what he enjoys.
Super Freaky Thing #3: Butt plugs
Get a nice sized butt plug that you would like – the bigger, the better. Why? Because the bigger the butt plug, the tighter your pussy will be, and the more stimulation you will get to your g-spot.
When he bangs you doggy style like this, and he sees that butt plug plunged in your sexy booty, it’s going to really turn him on! Plus, the extra stimulation that you get to your g-spot will really get your juices flowing! Just don’t forget that a butt plug looks the best when you’ve got a big round booty… so get squattin’ girl! That butt’s not gonna build itself!
Super Freaky Thing #4: Finger his g-post
What? Men have g-spots? Yes!
Okay, so, normally I wouldn’t want this done to me. But I have to admit that when one of my girlfriends insisted on doing this, it really turned me on. You’ll have to test the waters out with your guy to see if he’s interested and what’s he comfortable with. Most guys are quite homophobic. In general, talking about it won’t work, instead, you’ll be giving him a perfect blowjob and you can use some essential oils to massage his balls and then every now and then get to his anus gently and see if he’s enjoying it.
One way to find out is to rub his ass when you are giving him a blowjob, and get closer and closer to rubbing his anus. If he’s interested, he will let you get as close as you want.
The key is to use lots of lube. Another great option is to give him a back / butt massage and let your fingers slide in there! Don’t go for it unless you know he took a long, warm shower and took a dump.
Every man has a prostate gland that is about an inch inside the anus and on the front side. This is his g-spot!
When you find it, rub it back and forth and see how he likes it. Men can have extra powerful orgasms when their prostate gland (g-spot) is rubbed! Milk it good!
Super Freaky Thing #5: Rimming
Now this is really super freaky, but honestly, I have to admit, it feels fantastic! As long as you are already playing with his anus, you might as well lick it! (An even greater turn on is that your booty is 100% bleached so he can eat your ass out day and night).
Make sure that he has had a good shower and has cleaned himself good, if you know what I mean! Experiment with going in the nice and slowly, kissing his ass all over. Or, do it while you are giving him a blowjob for an amazing sensation. I teach you all about this in my blowjob manifesto.
Do any of these 5 freaky things and you’ll immediately differentiate yourself from the ARMY of women that SUCK in bed (pun intended).
Get Freaky and Stay Freaky!
See you later,
Your blowjob instructor,
Jack
I’m learning !!