Frequently Asked Questions
Question #1: When will the book arrive to my mail box?
Answer:
Never. It will never come to your mail box because the book is NOT a hardcover, it's a PDF. You can download it, and start reading within minutes. In case you don't want to read it on your computer screen, you can always print it out for yourself.
You will receive a "print version" as a PDF that's specially designed for this purpose.
Question #2: What if someone finds out that I've ordered the book, does it show on my Credit Card statement?
Answer:
Your credit card statement will show the word "CLKBANK*COM" . The word "blowjob" is NOT mentioned on your Credit Card statement. So you don't have to worry about that at all.
Question #3: What if I don't like the book?
Answer:
Try it out - if what you learn inside doesn't work for you after applying it, I'll refund your order. You have 60 day money back guarantee guaranteed by Clickbank, the payment processor through which my guide is sold.
Question #4: Do you offer private lessons, group lessons etc.?
Answer:
To be honest, I'd love to do that, but I'm moving around a lot, different cities, different countries, because of my business. I'm sure it would be a lot of fun, but there's just no way for me to go all the way to - wherever you are - to do this, but shoot me an email anyway, you never know, maybe I'm in town :)
Question #5: Is this for real?
Answer:
Naaah, it's just a big joke, get the fuck out of here. Of course it's real, blowjobs are a crucial part of a successuful relationship. Accept that as a fact - most guys would leave you for a girl that gives better blowjobs than you. We live in the year 2012, not some 19th century conservative society where talking about blowjobs would get you burned on the bonfire.
Question #6: I got the book but I'm unable to download it, what's happening?
Answer:
Either your link has expired, or there's a bug in the system - no worries, just send me an email, and we'll handle it as soon as possible.
I might be in a different time zone from you since I travel a lot, so DO NOT PANIC - I'll reply as soon as I see the email, so it may take anywhere between 3 minutes and 24 hours.
Make sure you have the newest version of Adobe Reader (click here to download it for free), you need that to open the book. Also, make sure you type in the CORRECT email address when you're filling out the form.
Question #7: Is this secure, can someone find out I got this book?
Answer:
Do you really think I would even do this if it wasn't 100% secure? If you download and leave the book in the middle of your desktop, then yes, someone may find it :)
All your information is secure. Your order is processed by Clickbank, a TOP online payment processor. They guarantee your security.
When you buy a book in a bookstore, you don't give cash to the author of the book directly. Same thing happens online. Clickbank is the "bookstore" where you can buy my blow job guide online ;)
Question #8: Can your book help me become amazing at giving blow jobs?
Answer:
HELL YEAH!
Look, if it could help thousands of women across the world become GREAT at giving blow jobs, I don't see a reason why it couldn't help you. Even if you're already good at giving blowjobs, this is what'll take you from good to "unbelievable!"
Just read the testimonials, they speak for themselves.
Question #9: What if I have a certain problem that's unique?
Answer:
First of all, there's an FAQ BONUS filled with dozens of common questions that are answered.
In case your question/problem is not already answered in the FAQ - you can always send me an email - to the "VIP" email address which is only for the girls that have read the book.
Honestly, I get too many emails to answer all of them, so that's why readers get a priority. I'll give my best to help you, I believe I'm good at it, after all the crazy stuff I've been through in life... If I can't help you, then you're hopeless. Just joking :) Every problem has a solution, we'll figure it out together.
Question #10: Jack! I LOVE YOU! When's your next book coming out?
Answer:
SOON! And it'll be so good that you're guy's penis will cut itself off and run after you like a horny dog on steroids. Sign up for my weekly newsletter and I'll inform you when it's available.
Question #11: I'm a GUY, how do I get my girlfriend/wife to read your book?!!
Answer:
I don't know how you stumbled upon my site man... It all depends on what your relationship is like and what her self-esteem is like.
Send me an email and we'll figure it out. Every guy in the WHOLE world wishes his girlfriend possessed superior blow job skills.
Let's make the world a better place - one blow job at a time ;)
Question #12: Can I read your book on my iPhone/Android phone, iPad, iPod touch and all that other cool stuff?
Answer:
Yes. I can read it on my iPad and iPhone like any other eBook. You PROBABLY CAN read it on 99% of those cool gadgets and phones. Just make sure you enter the CORRECT email address in the form, as it's possible that you can't unzip files on the phone, but you will be able to open the files through your email.
If you have any technical problems, email me.
Question #13: Why can't I buy your book in a regular bookstore or on Amazon?
Answer:
Because I HATE mainstream publishing. I don't want to go through all that crap. I DO NOT want to have a hardcover or be another Amazon dude. I'm from the REAL JUNGLE of life already ;)
An e-guide is easier for you to get instantly. You want to give your guy THE BEST blow job ASAP.
Also... my guide is UNCENSORED, RAW and REAL. This is something that doesn't exist in Cosmo and all the other "bestsellers" because they are not allowed to use adult language in their writing. I don't care about that. I tell it how it is, and that's why it works.
This way, my guide is unique, you'll see that when you read it. This way it's more valuable to you.
Question #14: What's in it for you, why are you doing this?
Answer:
I'm fed up. I'm fed up with too many of you girls that don't know how to give a decent blow job - and I want to make the world a better place.
Yeah, yeah, yeah - I know, call me a sexist pig, a jerk, an asshole, chauvinist - whatever, you are right, in a way - I'm ALL that. But at least I'm an honest prick. There is no complete relationship without great sex, and there is no great sex without great blow jobs - every guy desires them. If you know how to give him the best blow jobs of his life, he'll be happier, less frustrated, eager to please you back, smiling all day, helping you around the house, more loyal, satisfied, caring, loving and all that other good stuff. Men just adore a girl that knows how to give perfect head - and that's VERY rare from my experience, which is far from small.
Trust me on this.
You can not even imagine the transformation a great blow job can do to your relationship - it can flourish. Amazing blow jobs can save your relationship, your marriage, even get back a guy - make him fall in love with you again, spice up your sex life - everything. Why not invest in a skill like that? It's an essential skill for every quality woman out there. Even if you're thinking like feminist right now, try it yourself - and you'll be amazed by the consequences. In the end, making him happier will make you much happier as well. I forgot to mention that the amount of arguing in your relationship will probably be cut in half, or less.
Of course, there's a negative effect. He'll probably get addicted to you, and might start acting like a complete loser, he might become afraid of losing such an angel and become a bit insecure. But I'll explain you how to overcome that ;)
I forgot to answer the question, "what's in it for me?" - You might think it's the money, but, I don't really need it. I'm not ashamed to say that I'm well off without it - I just have to charge you something out of principle, otherwise you wouldn't value the information. The real reason for writing this book is that... great blow jobs can change the world, YOU can change the world with your mouth. Yes, believe it or not - with blow jobs. If all of you gave better blow jobs, the world would be a happier place, full of happy, satisfied couples, less divorces, more children, less frustration, more smiles, less crimes - and... world peace ;)
Ciao,
your blowjob instructor,
Jack
(the price of the book is $47)
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