The ONE Thing to Get Your Boyfriend For His Birthday

Forget the booze. Forget the latest Call of Duty game for his Xbox.

Forget the new stereo, the new bike, and the new jacket. All that’s too expensive anyway.

Save your hard-earned money and get something for your boyfriend this year that he will REALLY like and remember. Not only that, but also, it’s practically free.

What am I talking about? A blowjob, of course…

But I’m not talking about any blowjob. What I am talking about is the blowjob of his life time. I’m talking about a blowjob that he will always remember – a memory so strong that he will use it and only it in his mind to turn himself on when he’s 90…

We all do it. We all think of past sexual memories that really turned us on. It’s only natural to do that, because it reminds us of how good it could be, and also it does work to turn us on.

Wouldn’t you like to give him a blowjob that was so good that he replaces all of his past experiences with that experience with you instead? Of course you would.

So sit back, relax, and let me tell you what you’re going to do. I’m going to make it really simple to remember by giving you 5 steps to giving your boyfriend the birthday blowjob of his lifetime:

Step 1: Tell Him

This may seem like you’re spoiling the surprise, but the benefit to telling him beforehand is that he’s going to get to really excited and enjoy all of the anticipation.

You decide when to tell him exactly – it could be days or weeks beforehand. When you do tell him, say something like this: “For your birthday, I’ve decided to give you the blowjob of your lifetime. It is going to be the blowjob of all blowjobs, and it’s going to be so good, that you’re never going to forget it.”

I believe in the power of our word, and when you say something like this to him ahead of time, he’s going to get super excited about it. Not only that, but if you say that it’s going to be the best he’s ever had, then it’s going to be the best he’s ever had. Approach it with that kind of confidence, and it will definitely be the best he’s ever had. Remember, attitude and passion on your part is 90% of the experience. If you think / know that it’s going to be the best blowjob you have ever given, then your subconscious mind is going to go directly to work on making that intention come true.

Trust me – your word is powerful. So tell him.

Step 2: Set Up the Environment

It’s his birthday, right? So, take some time to get ready for it. Figure out where you want to do it. Is the bedroom too boring? Maybe, or maybe not. Where can you do it where you both would be comfortable? Do you need towels to put underneath your knees if you’re going to be kneeling in front of him? Then get some towels or pillows.

Would he like to have a handjob before you start to suck him? Then maybe get some lubricant that is water soluble and tastes alright.

How about using whip cream? Have you ever done that before? Either way, consider using it. Strawberries and whip cream are a great edible addition to any type of sex. Chocolate syrup can also be used – maybe for the actual blowjob. Maybe make his member a tasty treat for you too – so, part of the experience is, what do you like? What would turn you on?

But back to him – would he like music while he’s getting a blowjob? Then get his favorite. Do you think he would like candles? Then get that ready too.

Think about what you need to do beforehand so that you won’t ruin the mood by having to stop and get something that you need in the middle of this most amazing blowjob ever.

Step 3: Start with a Back Massage

If you REALLY want to make this blowjob special for him, this is what I suggest:

Give him a massage and make the blowjob the last part of it. That will drive him nuts in a good way, and it will prolong his pleasure greatly. It will also build up the sexual tension.

The better you are at giving a massage, the longer it should be. If you’re not good at giving a massage, then don’t prolong it and do it for only 10 to 20 minutes or so. If you’re really, really good at massage, then give him an hour long massage before you start to suck off his rocket.

There are so many great things that you could do to him at this point.  But basically, get him on a massage table if you have one, or a bed, face down first.

Work on his back, and then his feet, and then up his legs. Spread his legs out some. His cock will be underneath him at this point, and it may be in an awkward position if he is laying on it. So, free his cock by pointing it straight down between his legs. You will then have access to the underneath portion of his dick. If he’s hard, he should be okay with having his manhood pointed straight down. But be careful if he winces of strains. Every guy is different.

At this point, try light touches around his ass, cock and balls. That will really turn him on.

All of that will drive him nuts in anticipation.

Step 4: Flip Him Over

The forth step is to flip him over. His cock will probably be rock hard right now.

Now use light massage pressure everywhere on him. Get creative. Get into it. Lose yourself. Let your arms “accidentally” brush up on his throbbing member while you massage him everywhere else.

As the last part of this step, grab his dick, point it straight up, and start a long, slow lick from his balls, all the way to the tip of his cock.

You’re still teasing him at this point. What you’re doing is getting him ready for the feeling of having your warm, wet, succulent mouth wrapped all around his prick.

Step 5: Suck Him Deep

Every guy loves a good deep throat sucking. Can you do it? If not, don’t worry – just wrap one of your hands around his cock near the base – two hands if he’s really big. This way, it will simulate deep throating.

But if you can deep throat, go down all the way to his balls and lick them. That feels heavenly to us, and will definitely go into the “I’ve got to remember this moment forever” file in your boyfriends sexual file folder…

Now is the time to pick up the pace and the rhythm. Suck him like you’ve never sucked before. Moan and groan if it feels right to you, and let your passion for his cock completely take you over.

And then, let him explode into your mouth but whatever you do, don’t stop now. Keep up the fast sucking until every drop of cum is out of him, and swallow every drop.

When a woman swallows all of her man’s cum, it’s a sign of complete acceptance and love to us. If you don’t like the taste, then let him come deep in your mouth and swallow it quickly so you won’t have to taste it.

Follow these simple instructions, and your guy will remember this birthday for the rest of his life.

Guaranteed.

To your sucking success,

 

Jack

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