The truth of the matter is that we men love blow jobs. We don’t just like it – we love it. But honestly, over time, it can become a little bit boring, even though it feels great.
One of the best things about a blowjob is that it can be very discreet. You can remain fully dressed, and he can remain fully dressed, and so the possibilities are endless as to what you can do.
It is the ability for the guy to just whip it out that makes it so appealing. And the thrill for a guy is to do it when he least expects it to happen.
I have had plenty of experiences where my girlfriend surprised me by simply unzipping my pants, whipping it out, and sucking.
One of the exciting parts about this is getting caught. Of course, you should be careful to not actually get caught by the police, but if you are caught by an accidental bystander, you can either run away, or let the pervert enjoy the show.
More than likely, you have surprised your guy before with a blow job. The obvious places are the car, a parking lot, etc. But here are some more unique places to do it:
Behind the Bar at a House Party
Imagine that you are at a house party, and everyone is drunk and having a good time. Do you want to really surprise your guy?
First, in order for this to work, no one can be behind the bar. Or, if you are really adventurous and it’s only the bartender there, then blow your guy right there anyway. I guarantee you, he will not mind.
If there is no bartender there, your man will be in a very funny and fun situation. Why? Because he may be mistaken for the bartender. Imagine that he’s getting the blow job of his life time, and someone comes up and orders a gin and tonic, or rum and coke.
As matter of fact, perhaps the best thing to do is to get him to start working the bar as a dare, AND THEN start to blow him.
That would certainly surprise the hell out of him.
Under a Blanket at a Concert
At a concert, if the band is really good, no one is paying attention to anything that you do. They are paying attention to the performers.
At some concerts, you have to sit on the grass and on a blanket. Some couples get a bit cold and bring a blanket. You can bring a blanket too.
So, why not give him a little fun under the covers?
But also, in certain situations where everyone is standing up and into the music, you could whip his anaconda out right then and there and no one may even notice. And if they do notice, depending upon what concert you are attending, no one may care at all. But if security comes, you may have to leave. Have fun but be smart about it.
The Gym
Want to make the gym a more fun experience for your guy? Blow him there. Where? How about in the hallway between the pool and the locker room? You may have to do it when hardly anyone is there of course, but after a good, hard workout, what better way to finish?
The gym is full of adults. There are usually no kids around, so it may not be that bad if you got caught. But as soon as you get caught, you can just stop and act like nothing happened. How? Just pretend that you were picking something off the hallway floor. Use your imagination girl.
In a Church
What could be more wrong than giving your man a blow job in a church? If he has never done that before, he will never forget it – trust me on that.
Certainly, it’s actually not an uncommon practice for some clergy to have sex in their church, so why not you? When the veil of secrecy comes to light, what the news media usually finds is that there is actually a lot more sex going on there than probably in their own homes.
Now, I’m not saying that you do it when church is in session. Or wait, maybe I am. If you can find a spot to hide, try it.
It would be easier to do it when no one was around. That is what I was thinking.
I must warn you though because I have never tried this myself, so proceed with caution. But I don’t think that God is going to strike you down dead if you do give him a blow job because many of the priests and pastors are still alive…
In the Snow
I have tried this one and it was awesome. The cold breeze coupled with her warm mouth was an amazing feeling. Just remember – don’t eat white snow… I mean yellow snow… Well, on second thought, don’t eat either…
At a Nude Beach
Okay, so, this is where I do have to come to confession. I am guilty of having a lot of sex at a nude beach.
You still have to be very careful about it because it’s not legal on most beaches. But honestly, at a nude beach, it’s so easy to do it because you’re already nude.
One of my favorite memories was being on a deserted nude beach with my girlfriend at the time near some big rocks.
We stood in front of the big rocks, which sort of hid the fact that she was giving me a blow job. For some reason, the feeling that time was unbelievable. The wind was blowing, the sun was shining, and the water was hitting us some. And when I came, it was an amazing feeling of freedom and pleasure mixed together.
Trust me – you’re guy will love it. Now, look up where there’s a nude beach near you and go try it.
Until next time,
Jack